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    my job resume

    I have no experience and I am 17 years old. I have a high school diploma and I am currently working on getting a MCSA-SQL certification. I am a licensed driver and I own 2 working vehicles with insurance. I am ready to work anytime, 24/7.
    I am very interested in a career in IT with computers and programming so please give me this opportunity to start my career with an entry level position working for you. I am a fast and avid learner with a lot of personal experience with computers and programming but no work experience at all. I have even built my own computer and I have been learning SQL, Python, HTML, and Java for the past 5 years. Thanks for your consideration. You can reach me at this e-mail address or at my cell phone - edit oshit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    I have no experience and I am 17 years old. I have a high school diploma and I am currently working on getting a MCSA-SQL certification. I am a licensed driver and I own 2 working vehicles with insurance. I am ready to work anytime, 24/7.
    I am very interested in a career in IT with computers and programming so please give me this opportunity to start my career with an entry level position working for you. I am a fast and avid learner with a lot of personal experience with computers and programming but no work experience at all. I have even built my own computer and I have been learning SQL, Python, HTML, and Java for the past 5 years. Thanks for your consideration. You can reach me at this e-mail address or at my cell phone - edit oshit!

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    What do you think?
    Looks more like a cover letter than a resume.
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    Congratulations, your resume is so great, it impressed everyone, even my boss, so my boss asked me to tell you this
    Dear OP, we are glad to say that your resume has impressed us so we invite you to the job of being a cashier in McDonalds, you will earn 10$ an hour, please respond ASAP...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    Looks more like a cover letter than a resume.
    I was thinking this too.

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    Good luck OP.

    @banditodegod one for the ladies and one for the job obviously

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    Oh you have 2 working cars?
    WHY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post
    Oh you have 2 working cars?
    WHY?

    Probably his parents vehicles.
    And yeah. Look up examples of Resume's and Cover letters online. Yours just looks like a cover letter to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedwarrockhack View Post
    Good luck OP.

    @banditodegod one for the ladies and one for the job obviously
    Would be smarted to have one big ass car than two "working" cars

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    Btw your name is "Cum rat"?
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    Nice cover letter. Sweet and concise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonsvea View Post

    Probably his parents vehicles.
    And yeah. Look up examples of Resume's and Cover letters online. Yours just looks like a cover letter to me.
    I have a car and a motorcycle. Yea I didn't really mean resume, I was just using that term. Guess it's a cover letter. Which is completely true since it's what I email to them.
    Last edited by k0mrade; 07-20-2013 at 04:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    I have a car and a motorcycle. Don't give a shit about the difference between a resume and cover letter and whatever mine is. Honestly don't. I just e-mail that to a shit load of employers.
    Whatever it is, it's poorly written. Don't think you'll be getting a job sending it out. You didn't even inform them of your specific qualities/work skills and on top of that, you added in a bunch of irrelevant information.
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    Quote Originally Posted by banditodegod View Post
    Why do you need two cars -.-
    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post
    Oh you have 2 working cars?
    WHY?
    One is a car and one is a motorcycle. Is it really that big of a deal to have 2 vehicles?

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