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    US Air Force Admits To Bombing Australia's Great Barrier Reef By Accident


    US officials are today saying that the bombs were dropped from two US AV-8B Harrier aircraft that were running low on fuel. Reports are emerging that the aircraft couldn’t land with the bombs on board based on the amount of fuel they had left. So what did the two pilots do? They bombed the Barrier Reef.
    The bombs were meant to be dropped onto Townshed Island as part of a training exercise, but officials reported the mission went awry when the drop zone was declared to be unclear.
    Four bombs were dropped into deep waters on the Barrier Reef, but they reportedly haven’t exploded. There’s no word whether the Reef sustained any damage.
    US Officials are probably saying that last part like there’s no big deal, but how about we bomb your national-goddamn-treasures and see how you like it, ‘Murica? Jesus.

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    Murican cunts

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    Was this authorized, or were they rouges?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colourful View Post
    Was this authorized, or were they rouges?
    It was an authorized training mission but shit hit the fan so they dropped the bombs

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    lmao. "low on fuel sir, what do we do?" "Just fucking drop them righhhhhhhhhhhhhht there"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    At least no one died.
    DA CORAL!! FINK ABOT DA CORALSSS!!

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    Dunno what ur talking about Justin, if the situation was reversed then we are so far up America's ass that we'd probably kill the pilots before bombing one of THEIR national treasures.

    If those bombs explode then its bye bye fishies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    DA CORAL!! FINK ABOT DA CORALSSS!!
    Yeah they shoulda just crash landed with the bombs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
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    THINK ABOUT THE FISH MAN
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    Let's bomb Manhattan by accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Yeah they shoulda just crash landed with the bombs.
    shoulda just filled up le plane

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