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    When cats get hurt they usually run away and hide.
    And die.
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Impossible.
    The density of fat is too great for mortal beings to compress.
    Just thought of it
    Poor kitty getting crushed by that amount of fat.
     

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    Thinking is the Enemy of Creativity. It's Self-Conscious, & Anything Self-Conscious is Lousy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niet View Post
    When cats get hurt they usually run away and hide.
    And die.
    Idk why I laughed... But that is so dark. xD And kinda sad.

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    Dave, you're not on 24k yet.


    Everyone with Cats in the US. If your cat have lost it's tail recently...
    You know who it is now

     
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    "you were exercising" Ahaha, good one dave.
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    Nothing new . You're so fat that you can't see anything in front of you , because of your belly.

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    The real question is..

    Who rides their bike at 1 AM IN THE MORNING?
    Godlike.

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    The paraplegic cat ran away after you ran over its limbs. Wot.

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    It's black magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    The paraplegic cat ran away after you ran over its limbs. Wot.
    ​Cats have a unique ability to all but eliminate pain in high stress situations.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Cats have a unique ability to all but eliminate pain in high stress situations.
    Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3LITEKID View Post
    Seriously?
    ​Yes seriously. It's a survival trait
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Yes seriously. It's a survival trait
    Omg no lie that just made cat cooler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post
    I'll crush you next time
    He would suck you and you would be wandering his fatrolls for the rest of eternity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Cats have a unique ability to all but eliminate pain in high stress situations.
    Damaged nerve endings can't be eliminated. And the ability to eliminate pain isn't unique at all. It's called shock and adrenaline.

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