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    Today

    The sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store.

    Well, today there was this one girl, we made eye contact. Then I looked away, looked back, and she was still looking at me with a fucking demon smile.

    I felt violated.

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    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out
    Honestly, I could care less if you don't give a fuck.
    Last edited by Euphemistic; 07-27-2013 at 06:53 PM.

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    She wants the D.
    And by D I mean dollar, women will usually just take all of your shit.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    That's a nice story though, when you were in the store, did you buy me a fuck to give? because it looks like I'm all out
    That is just...perfect.

    And it was a nice story.

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    I'd fuck the shit out of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimTheGreat View Post
    I'd fuck the shit out of her.
    You would .

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    Shoulda fucked her in the candy isle. Bitches love candy.

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