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    Man poops so bad he goes to jail

    In a graphic 57-page document detailing Strong’s crappy day, a distinguished judge included “vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter.”

    The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that “seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces” while more was “smeared more than two feet up on the walls” and “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers,


    Found guilty of the worst bowel movement ever - Salon.com

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    Rofl. This is news worthy.

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    Wow.. that fuckign sucks, and really gross!

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    Yo kidding right?

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    Seems like he's in a shitty situation.

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    must be dave, but then arun bailed him out.




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