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    Offensive jokes

    Post an offensive joke


    How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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    Kick his sister in the jaw

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    My girlfriend called me a pedophile...

    Pretty big words for a 12-year-old.
    This one


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    Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
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    So you can see the look on it's face when you turn it on.



    OUCHHHHHHHH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DєfKOniK View Post
    Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
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    So you can see the look on it's face when you turn it on.



    OUCHHHHHHHH!
    Dayum...

    Here is another one:

    Why did Hitler kill himself?
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    He saw the gas bill...



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    Quote Originally Posted by C.C. View Post


    Dayum...

    Here is another one:

    Why did Hitler kill himself?
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    He saw the gas bill...



    okay okay. this one is probably the worst baby joke ever. I am in no way associated with it in any form.



    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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    You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DєfKOniK View Post




    okay okay. this one is probably the worst baby joke ever. I am in no way associated with it in any form.



    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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    You don't ejaculate on the apple before you eat it.

    wtf that is... i don't even.


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    How do you get the best harlem shake?
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    Throw a flashbang in an epileptic ward.

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    Who win a run between Hitler and a Jew?
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    The jew cuz he goes full throttle

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    Hitler cuz he burn the jew at the start

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    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?
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    I don't have a car in my garage


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    What's funnier than your friend not finding a worm in their apple?
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    Them finding half a worm in their apple.
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    What's funnier than them finding half a worm in their apple?
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    The holocaust
    Last edited by ap0.; 08-07-2013 at 07:29 AM.

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    lol, me cannot follow you guys.


    The Best Game of Attack On Titan Ever!


    The Best Kill


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    How do you make a dead baby float?
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    Take your foot of it's head and see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post
    How do you get the best harlem shake?
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    Throw a flashbang in an epileptic ward.
    The thing's I'd do to see that

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    What's worse?
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    Ten Babies nailed to one Tree.
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    One Baby nailed to Ten Trees..
    Herp Derp





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    What do you do when you see a black guy with half his face shot off?

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    Quit laughing and reload.


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