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    that's the sickest job dude.
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    damn. thats seems legit haha. congratz

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Challenge:
    Bang your girl in every single one of them before sending them off
    Breaking News: Kid loses job for having sex in new car.

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    damn @.REZ i'm very jelly.

    looks like you won't be needin that 10 grand.

    i just sat around pretty much. got 6 flags tomorrow tho.
    I still want that money.


    Quote Originally Posted by YellowFever View Post


    That's like the pay at Macca's in Aus.



    1. You'd have to study medicine.
    2. You don't just graduate and start up your own shit.
    3. If you only select hot chicks, you'll make 1$ per year.
    It pays damn good for pretty much doing nothing


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    not bad
    but i had a booty call so i'm not jelly
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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    It pays damn good for pretty much doing nothing
    I'd do that job for less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    Breaking News: Kid loses job for having sex in new car.



    I still want that money.




    It pays damn good for pretty much doing nothing




    Gets laid almost every day
    booty call > sex everyday



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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Breaking News: Kid loses job for having sex in new car.
    Don't get caught
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    It was my first day, and I am a Tech.
    What ASE certifications do you have?
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    you scam Hondas

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    Hell yeah it is, and I was technically the first person to drive it



    Nah, but I get a ridiculous discount if I can ever afford one.
    99.9% off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juan View Post
    What ASE certifications do you have?
    A1, A2, and A3.


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    99.9% off.
    It's more around 22

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    Damn man, nice.

    Happy for you. Good thing you don't have to work at some shitty fast food place anymore.

    Glad you like the new job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    A1, A2, and A3.




    It's more around 22
    Damn that's a really good discount for a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    A1, A2, and A3.
    Now tell me again why its your responsibility to do a porters job? Because my family including myself, work in the automotive field, and I've never heard of anyone cleaning and gassing up cars for a first day. I mean, it sounds a bit silly. And yes, I work at a Jeep Chrysler and Dodge dealership, so I know my way around a dealership.
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    How the fuck do you get a job like this. I'm not even very smart with cars, but this sounds like a dream come true.


    My uncle owns a bodyshop, I used to greasemonkey for him as a kid. Think I'll give him a ring and see if he needs a gopher boy

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