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    Haha epic story lol

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    Virgin but only 15 so meh I'll live for now
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    God damn is everyone on here 15? Goodness you tiny children.

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    iam still virgin, and iam still 15 years too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    God damn is everyone on here 15? Goodness you tiny children.
    Apparently. Tiny, no (Not sexual reference)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    God damn is everyone on here 15? Goodness you tiny children.
    Does it matter? Is it tough to see other generations? Thinking since you are older, you are cooler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidudeshi View Post
    Does it matter? Is it tough to see other generations? Thinking since you are older, you are cooler.
    Sometimes it does, I'm 19 and it still pisses me off here and there.
    Did I help you? You know what to do.

     





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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    God damn is everyone on here 15? Goodness you tiny children.
    We all don't put ourselves up for the dicks you know.

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    I've been offered to make the sexy time quite a few times but I was only 14... like dafuq. Also at the time I was scared of one of their brothers :3
    Now I'm forcing myself to find the right chick, almost every girl I know is covered in cake (makeup) and a shit load of fake tan to the point where it looks like they featured in a scat film.

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    Enjoi, we all know you have yet to have sex and you just googled "fanatic sex stories", copied and pasted one, and edited it to fit your faggot self. Honestly, your threads are so stupid.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    God damn is everyone on here 15? Goodness you tiny children.
    I don't have one to share, seeing that I was raised in a Russo-Japanese-Orthodox family, I couldn't fornicate with Kenji until I married him because that's how I was raised. It's week two of our honeymoon, and we still haven't engaged in the "reproductive" process, frankly because, I believe we are happy enough right now. I am only on here because I saw .REZ's last post, and kind of wanted to know where he has been posting ヽ(ー_ー )ノ. For no other reason. If you wish to know my age, I am 24.


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    5 minutes? Shiat.
    Took me 25 minutes my first time.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marceline View Post
    I've been offered to make the sexy time quite a few times but I was only 14... like dafuq. Also at the time I was scared of one of their brothers :3
    Now I'm forcing myself to find the right chick, almost every girl I know is covered in cake (makeup) and a shit load of fake tan to the point where it looks like they featured in a scat film.
    Hahah, i know what thats like anyway lost mine at 15 took her to my place

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    was in like 8th grade. some 7th grade girl from another school, friends with a chick friend from my school. fucked her in her parents house while she was babysitting

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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