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    you virgin. You little wanka
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    my faggot ass friends were outside the door trying to record it
    shits funny, almost deserved rep
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    Virgin and Proud to be..I'm 14

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    fucking senior year. over xmas break. Had a girl visit me for a week, (she lived like 3hours away) and ya, pretty much did it like 3times. nothing special at all, it was all sensual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    Enjoi, we all know you have yet to have sex and you just googled "fanatic sex stories", copied and pasted one, and edited it to fit your faggot self. Honestly, your threads are so stupid.
    Dude, you are honestly the biggest fag I have ever met. Can you do something other than make an ass of yourself?

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    Not got it fully on but I did get pretty close once when I got a blowjob, it was at the local swimming pool in the changing room, we both went into a stall and started to get it on with the door locked and when she started about 4 minutes after we both heard a guy walk REALLY close to the stall and we both shit ourselves and it ended there. There was another time that I got close with the same girl but that can be for another day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    5 minutes? Shiat.
    Took me 25 minutes my first time.
    I don't remember my first, but I had a really long dry spell (talking like 5 years?) and it took me 4 hours and a couple of snack breaks to finish up.

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    I'm still a virgin.

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    Lost mine at a school party when I was 15. Some of us smuggled
    some liqur in to the party. The girl and I became druck as fuck.

    Visited the teachers bathroom, right there against the wall and
    on the toilet. Shit went down until I shoot my load right on her face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Dude, you are honestly the biggest fag I have ever met. Can you do something other than make an ass of yourself?
    I think the biggest fag you've ever met would be yourself. Have you seen your recent threads in General? NO ONE CARES.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post


    I think the biggest fag you've ever met would be yourself. Have you seen your recent threads in General? NO ONE CARES.
    You care if you're here.

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    Growing your E peen sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Growing your E peen sir?
    I want it to be 12 feet. I'm only at 2 inches though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    I want it to be 12 feet. I'm only at 2 inches though...
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    It was with my first boyfriend and we both were 16 years old. We had been together for almost four months and we were at his place, don't remember that much actually. Wasn't neither good or bad
    The world is a filthy place, it's a filthy goddamn horror show.

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