Gettin laid. This isn't a brag thread, I just wanna know how that shit went down. Mine was embarrassing as hell. I'll start this out:
I was in 10th grade and had been talking to this really slutty chick with the hopes that I could get my little beta penis inside a vag. Talked for like a week then she invited me to a party. From there I knew shit was going down. She got super drunk and I just followed her around like a lost puppy. Finally she asked me if I wanted to go upstairs. (You know what this shit means) When up stairs and my beta dick was already rock hard. We got up there and she locked the door so I would know it was about to get real. We made out for a bit then clothes started to come off. I thought I would be okay since I watched so much porn that weak, figured I learned a thing or two. I didn't learn shit. She just basically made me her bottom bitch as I laid there with the biggest damn smile on my face. After like 5 mins (I lasted a good bit for a virgin) blew load and we made out some more. The worst part was my faggot ass friends were outside the door trying to record it and were making fucking noises.
After that night I never heard from that chick again until she fucked my friend. We got a good laugh about that.