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    Your First Time

    Gettin laid. This isn't a brag thread, I just wanna know how that shit went down. Mine was embarrassing as hell. I'll start this out:

    I was in 10th grade and had been talking to this really slutty chick with the hopes that I could get my little beta penis inside a vag. Talked for like a week then she invited me to a party. From there I knew shit was going down. She got super drunk and I just followed her around like a lost puppy. Finally she asked me if I wanted to go upstairs. (You know what this shit means) When up stairs and my beta dick was already rock hard. We got up there and she locked the door so I would know it was about to get real. We made out for a bit then clothes started to come off. I thought I would be okay since I watched so much porn that weak, figured I learned a thing or two. I didn't learn shit. She just basically made me her bottom bitch as I laid there with the biggest damn smile on my face. After like 5 mins (I lasted a good bit for a virgin) blew load and we made out some more. The worst part was my faggot ass friends were outside the door trying to record it and were making fucking noises.

    After that night I never heard from that chick again until she fucked my friend. We got a good laugh about that.

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    double team in the shower. good ol' eiffel tower...

    it happens when you get into a your parents liquor cabinet when your friend and a girl are hanging out

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    I don't remember how long ago but... the first time I visited your mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    double team in the shower. good ol' eiffel tower...

    it happens when you get into a your parents liquor cabinet when your friend and a girl are hanging out
    High five at the top right?
    lmfao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    High five at the top right?
    lmfao!
    Lmao. Made my day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    Still a virgin.
    You lose it soon buddy. You want that slutty chicks number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    You lose it soon buddy. You want that slutty chicks number?
    I never really tried to lose it, couldn't care less about it since I'm only 15.
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    I'm still a virgin, But I'm proud of that seeing as I'm only 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    I never really tried to lose it, couldn't care less about it since I'm only 15.
    Good man. Cause once you get it once you will always want it. And I'm not Mr. Smooth with the laddies so you just imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    High five at the top right?
    lmfao!
    yeah it was in the shower so she was in the middle. we had to do the highfive for teamwork haha

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    Didn't cum the first two times I had sex, for some reason I thought she would think it would be gross, I fucked this chick for over 2 hours each time and never came. Ask @Complixity .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    yeah it was in the shower so she was in the middle. we had to do the highfive for teamwork haha
    Yep, there is always a high five in an Eiffel Tower. (I've seen one being preformed before and it was so funny.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Didn't cum the first two times I had sex, for some reason I thought she would think it would be gross, I fucked this chick for over 2 hours each time and never came. Ask @Complixity .
    Thats me with BJ's and handies. I wont blow my wad for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
    Didn't cum the first two times I had sex, for some reason I thought she would think it would be gross, I fucked this chick for over 2 hours each time and never came. Ask @Complixity .
    dam it's always awkward the first time. the girl i was with practically siphoned me. she could of sucked a goal ball through a 15ft hose

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    lol end of freshman year at a grad party she was like 3 years older than me but everyone was drunk and high so w/e

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