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    Man hospitalized after Duck attack

    Duck attack victim hospitalized - Local - Northwest Florida Daily News

    FORT WALTON BEACH — A 91-year-old man who was attacked by a Muscovy duck at a local park last week was hospitalized over the weekend, according to his daughter.

    Wilmer Neumann was injured Aug. 5 when the duck flew after him as he walked down a concrete path at Ferry Park. The duck flew onto his back, but got a talon caught in his leg on the way down.

    Reminder ducks are nature's greatest warriors

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    Beware of ducks, they can kill you

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    The font is killing my eyes.

    But yeah, he should have murdered him and ate him before he got attacked.

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    Ducks going crazy.

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    In US, ducks kills you.

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    Poor guy. God attacked by duck
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    Jesus, those are some ugly ass ducks.
    I was thinking Common Mallards, but I guess those abominations can kill you.
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    we march at dawn now and forever.


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