So my parents are thinking that they should get the American Visa so we can live in America, but they are asking me if I would want to go or not, I know nothing about America except that it's full of fat people, so can any American here answer these serious questions?
1- Will I be offered McDonalds on the flight?
2- Will my flight be hijacked and hit into a skyscraper?
3- How long will it take me to gain 50 KGS?
4- Where can I buy weed?
5- How expensive are whores?