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    Need help from Americans

    So my parents are thinking that they should get the American Visa so we can live in America, but they are asking me if I would want to go or not, I know nothing about America except that it's full of fat people, so can any American here answer these serious questions?

    1- Will I be offered McDonalds on the flight?
    2- Will my flight be hijacked and hit into a skyscraper?
    3- How long will it take me to gain 50 KGS?
    4- Where can I buy weed?
    5- How expensive are whores?
    Thank you

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    1 - No mcdonalds for you
    2 - 50% chance of getting hijacked is approved...
    3 - 2 weeks sitting on a chair eating chips, mcdonalds, and drinking coke and playing xbox and eating chocolate pudding etc etc...
    4 - everywhere
    5 - whores are cheap on murica

    But pay attention, there are alot of faggots in america, and most of them will call you "british cunt fagt get out nig" etc...

    and merica is not reallyy a good country to go to, it's full of faggets... but the niggaz are cool and friendly hehe, Muricas mad in 3 , 2 , 1...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedbera View Post
    1 - No mcdonalds for you
    2 - 50% chance of getting hijacked is approved...
    3 - 2 weeks sitting on a chair eating chips, mcdonalds, and drinking coke and playing xbox and eating chocolate pudding etc etc...
    4 - everywhere
    5 - whores are cheap on murica

    But pay attention, there are alot of faggots in america, and most of them will call you "british cunt fagt get out nig" etc...

    and merica is not reallyy a good country to go to, it's full of faggets... but the niggaz are cool and friendly hehe, Muricas mad in 3 , 2 , 1...
    I know man, it's kinda lame how in every show, the evil guy is the British
    Harry Potter
    Doctor Who ( British show )
    EVEN YU-GI-OH! I MEAN COME ON!!

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    You must be really dumb to go to USA




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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post
    You must be really dumb to go to USA

    It's not me, my parents want to and they asked me if I want to or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death' View Post
    It's not me, my parents want to and they asked me if I want to or not
    Stay in UK, at least UK has much lower terrorism rate and you don't have to worry, that tornado is coming or any nature shit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post

    Stay in UK, at least UK has much lower terrorism rate and you don't have to worry, that tornado is coming or any nature shit.
    Ok then, Thanks Snape.... Never thought I would say that

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    Don't come to the USA please.

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    Actually I kinda laughed at some questions=3

    I just got back from USA and the chance u get hijacked if low.
    But it is possible =3

    Its cool in the USA but u can stay where u are if u dont want the chance to die lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death' View Post
    So my parents are thinking that they should get the American Visa so we can live in America, but they are asking me if I would want to go or not, I know nothing about America except that it's full of fat people, so can any American here answer these serious questions?

    1- Will I be offered McDonalds on the flight?
    2- Will my flight be hijacked and hit into a skyscraper?
    3- How long will it take me to gain 50 KGS?
    4- Where can I buy weed?
    5- How expensive are whores?
    Thank you
    you're retarded...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    you're retarded...

    So you can't find anything better to do with your life?

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    america is great we have way better tv shows and movies then in the uk

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