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    Ironic or cliche questions

    These are questions that point out some ironic or cliche things about the world we live in.

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    why are apartments so close together?
    why is it called shipping when it's in a car but cargo when it's on a ship?
    Why can you drink your drink but not food your food?
    why is the word abbreviation so long?

    Let's see how many we can put together

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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    These are questions that point out some ironic or cliche things about the world we live in.

    examples of this are:

    why are apartments so close together?
    why is it called shipping when it's in a car but cargo when it's on a ship?
    Why can you drink your drink but not food your food?
    why is the word abbreviation so long?

    Let's see how many we can put together

    why is it called shipping when it's in a car but cargo when it's on a ship?

    well wouldn't this one be incorrect since "shipping" is a verb and "cargo" is a noun.

    I think it could still be considered cargo in a car since maritime law considers a vehicle a Land Vessel

    (not being a dick, just noticed that)

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    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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    if ghosts can walk through doors, and glide down stairs, how come they dont fall through the floor?
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    if ghosts can walk through doors, and glide down stairs, how come they don't fall through the floor?

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    If Tarzan lived isolated for so many years, how come he's hairless (minus head hair)?

    If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how come we shouldn't judge a book by its cover?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    If Tarzan lived isolated for so many years, how come he's hairless (minus head hair)?

    If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how come we shouldn't judge a book by its cover?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
    Testical HUE.

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    When eating a Mushroom,Why arent there smurfs living in them?
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