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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post


    i know that isn't in the bible but that shit made me laugh out loud bruh

    Keep them jokes coming. You a funny guy .
    I ain't even kidding.
    Leviticus 19:27 "'Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I really do need to brush up on my bible.

    I read like the 1st 4 chapters. I feel as if that's better than nothing, I will continue soon in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post


    I really do need to brush up on my bible.

    I read like the 1st 4 chapters. I feel as if that's better than nothing, I will continue soon in the near future.
    it's tough to get through it all. I made it like half way and was pretty baffled by the morality in the bible. Everyone was so vindictive and vengeful.

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    Kinda funny.
    But in all religions suicide is a sin or w/e .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    it's tough to get through it all. I made it like half way and was pretty baffled by the morality in the bible. Everyone was so vindictive and vengeful.
    Sometimes I wish/wonder what it would be like and how people would feel if they actually seen an angle or jesus or god.

    All the things that we know as "fairy tales" is actually real. We were just brought up to believe that it's fake, a "fairy tale".

    Giants and shit like that were actually real back then, I just think it would be amazing to see something like that in my own eyes , rather than on "charmed" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    bill mayer for the win. Love that movie. If nobody has seen it you should, called religulous
    Watching the movie now.

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