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    Religion pwned

    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


    "Trying to find succes without working hard is like trying to harvest where you did not sow"















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    Quote Originally Posted by √ince View Post
    LMAO haha so why don't you kill yourself?
    The fat guy is thinking:"Why don't I come up with such things "
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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    Whats the answer ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloo View Post
    Whats the answer ?
    He's in a better place now
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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    bill mayer for the win. Love that movie. If nobody has seen it you should, called religulous

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    Well, because if you kill yourself that's like a really bad sin( All sins are equal) but still, committing suicide is a no no. If he killed himself then he wouldn't go to a better place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingDutchman' View Post
    He's in a better place now
    You should join him then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post
    Well, because if you kill yourself that's like a really bad sin( All sins are equal) but still, committing suicide is a no no. If he killed himself then he wouldn't go to a better place.
    This.
    Suicide is a sin. But then again, so is wearing two different types of cloth (Leviticus 19:19 "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    This.
    Suicide is a sin. But then again, so is wearing two different types of cloth (Leviticus 19:19 "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.")
    You also can't have a bowlcut.
    Leviticus 19:27 reads "You shall not round off the side-growth of your hair nor harm the edges of your beard."
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    saw the documentary recomend u guys watch it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You also can't have a bowlcut.
    Leviticus 19:27 reads "You shall not round off the side-growth of your hair nor harm the edges of your beard."
    although i do agree with this lol

    "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

    also this

    "Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You also can't have a bowlcut.
    Leviticus 19:27 reads "You shall not round off the side-growth of your hair nor harm the edges of your beard."
    i know that isn't in the bible but that shit made me laugh out loud bruh

    Keep them jokes coming. You a funny guy .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    although i do agree with this lol

    "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

    also this

    "Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)
    Ancient version of:"Get back to the kitchen"
    and
    "When your wive gets ou the the kitchen, shorten the chain."
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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