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    Short Asians


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    ​You dishonor our family.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​You dishonor our family.
    Sorty.
    Whats up with that Edgar Allan Poe avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin Cities View Post
    Sorty.
    Whats up with that Edgar Allan Poe avatar?
    ​Poe is a badass.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Nothing is tall in an Asian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​You dishonor our famiry.
    Fixed :P

    /msg

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    But but I'm asian and I'm.. I'm tall....

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