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    Anal constpiation issue.

    So I'm constipated, I been this way since friday, i shat like three times, but just small little bricks. I had my wisdom tooth recently extracted, I've only took 6 of the 40 thousand pain killers they try to make me over dose on, and they really fucked my stomach up way worst then the tooth extraction zone pain is.

    I do anal, annually. Everyday in fact, and now I'm thinking because I have no room to shit this shit out with, It's never going to come out. so should I just stop getting anal for a few days and hope it all comes out, since my ass is pretty loose after today's fucking.

    :\ advice mpgh.

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    Very fucking interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Very fucking interesting.
    Well that sure is, some shitty advice.

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    I, and I'm sure many others, don't care about any of your anal or oral orifices.

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    ''Anal'' would be best for if you use a banana.

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    try some ex-slack it will make it shoot right out or eat lots of fiber

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post
    So I'm constipated, I been this way since friday, i shat like three times, but just small little bricks. I had my wisdom tooth recently extracted, I've only took 6 of the 40 thousand pain killers they try to make me over dose on, and they really fucked my stomach up way worst then the tooth extraction zone pain is.

    I do anal, annually. Everyday in fact, and now I'm thinking because I have no room to shit this shit out with, It's never going to come out. so should I just stop getting anal for a few days and hope it all comes out, since my ass is pretty loose after today's fucking.

    :\ advice mpgh.
    Use peptobismo or eat prunes to clean your system

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    You do anal.
    That's all I got from that.

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    This belongs on Yahoo Answers.

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    Tickle your asshole.

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    Eat fibre lol,

    Shove a water hose up yo hole n purge yo self

    LOL

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    Get your boyfriend to fuck you up the ass so hard all your shit just flows slowly out of your body.

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    ​Reach into your anus and pull the shit out with your bare hands.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Reach into your anus and pull the shit out with your bare hands.
    More like cut the shit out of his anus with a razor blade.

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