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    This Fucking Guy...

    Gets pissed at us cause I put out a fire.

    My idiot friends and I decided to shove a mortar inside a glass jar filled with gas and watch that bitch blow up. Decided that the best place to do it was in a dry ass field. We light that bitch and hall ass only like 10 feet away because we are retarded. The mortar blew up and a big ass fire ball filled the sky. We caught a good 15-20 feet of dry grass of fire when doing this. We all had to rush to put that shit out.

    We started to walk away when this dick bag comes flying up the street in his truck and starts yelling at me. Asked me where I lived and wanted to talk to my parents.
    1. I don't live with mommy and daddy
    2. Why the fuck would I take you to my house?
    3. Why the fuck are you so mad?
    He then went on to say how I wasn't being responsible and that he was gonna call the cops telling them I had a bomb. I then told him what it was and that I could have been truly irresponsible and just let that field burn. We talked some more and the guy finally just fucked off and said, "If that field catches on fire tonight I will find you kids."

    I'm fucking 19, how am I a kid?

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    To be fair,

    Sticking a mortar into a bottle is childish behavior.....I mean, seriously.

    Also to be fair, you lit 15 feet of dry grass on fire, hence the anger, I mean, that could have seriously and easily gone out of hand

    From the post, it sounds like you didin't do this on your own property, or a property owned by one of your friends, which also makes it illegal, especially without supervision of police

    To me, it sounds like you are highly immature.

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    Also, because you're a faggot.



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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthTactics View Post
    To be fair,

    Sticking a mortar into a bottle is childish behavior.....I mean, seriously.

    Also to be fair, you lit 15 feet of dry grass on fire, hence the anger, I mean, that could have seriously and easily gone out of hand

    From the post, it sounds like you didin't do this on your own property, or a property owned by one of your friends, which also makes it illegal, especially without supervision of police

    To me, it sounds like you are highly immature.
    To me, you seem like a fucking chode.

    To me, it looks as if you don't know how to pass the time on a boring ass day.

    To me, you obviously would want me to light off a mortar in a highly populated area instead of an empty ass field.

    To me, you still seem like a chode.
    Last edited by Trevor Phillips; 09-03-2013 at 08:25 PM. Reason: Fucking Rage Type Mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post

    To me, you still seam like a chode.
    Not to be a grammar nazi but its seem not seam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Rejected View Post


    Not to be a grammar nazi but its seem not seam.
    Thank you, I was rage typing. Didn't even catch my eye.

    OT: What do you think about that dick head?

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    well yes I like blowing shit up as well, but that's kinda wreck-less and dumb to do it in a "dry grass field"... Fires spread and can cause huge problems... I mean if I see someone kids doing the same shit I'd probably be concerned as well.

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    Wana bet it was a Redneck following you right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scumbag View Post
    Wana bet it was a Redneck following you right?
    Yep. Dude was in late 30's early 40's. Had an accent and it was annoying the shit out of me.
    I live pretty far south in the States (Florida) but I don't know if we have an accent or not. But this guy sounded like the typical redneck you would hear in some shit movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Yep. Dude was in late 30's early 40's. Had an accent and it was annoying the shit out of me.
    I live pretty far south in the States (Florida) but I don't know if we have an accent or not. But this guy sounded like the typical redneck you would hear in some shit movie.
    Hue, mostly Rednecks do that type of shit. Others don't really give a fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    To me, you seem like a fucking chode.

    To me, it looks as if you don't know how to pass the time on a boring ass day.

    To me, you obviously would want me to light off a mortar in a highly populated area instead of an empty ass field.

    To me, you still seem like a chode.

    He was just giving his opinion,

    In my opinion

    Thats fucking awesome should of though made precautions if someone saw you doing it, if he thinks your a kid you probs look like a kid, there is a difference between acting and being a kid. Threaten him back be more than what he thinks you are.

    Ps who just rocks up and talks to someone who just let off a fucking bomb and tells em off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KarmaKills View Post
    if he thinks your a kid you probs look like a kid
    I'm 6'2 and 155 pounds. I'm like a walking stick. I was taller than the dudes truck. I also made it clear I wasn't a kid when I told him that I don't give a fuck what my parents think since I don't live with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    I'm 6'2 and 155 pounds. I'm like a walking stick. I was taller than the dudes truck. I also made it clear I wasn't a kid when I told him that I don't give a fuck what my parents think since I don't live with them.
    Lol just carry a gun arn't you in murica?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KarmaKills View Post
    Lol just carry a gun arn't you in murica?
    Yes sir. Home of the fat, lazy, and retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Yes sir. Home of the fat, lazy, and retarded.

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