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    Top 10 Ways to Kill Yourself. [Cringe-tastic.]

    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
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    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    made it to number 8
    ​The cringe was too hard eh?
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post
    I wanna slap him really hard right now.
    I want to kill him.

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    Omg I want to punch that kid in the face so hard,
    Where's the parents at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amrit0965 View Post
    Cool Tutorial, but who wants to kill yourself
    You can't be serious?

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    the combination of his face and voice was enough to make me cringe



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