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    Do you have a small pepe?

    Then it might just be your moms fault according to PETA

    Women who eat chicken while pregnant give birth to boys with smaller penises, according to 'shock-tactic' animal rights group Peta.

    The letter from Peta’s Lindsay Rajt, to festival founder Drew Cerza, reads: 'The latest scientific evidence shows that the sons of pregnant women who consume chicken are more likely to have smaller penises because of a chemical found in the birds’ flesh.


    Pregnant women who eat chicken wings have sons 'with small genitals', claim pressure group PETA | Mail Online
     
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    My mom must've had a lot of chicken.

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    What about Asians... ?

    I. HAS. A. RUBBER. PEEN.

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    i got a very very very very medium one.

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    So that explains it.
    Damnit mom.

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    Mine is the biggest in the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Mine is the biggest in the universe.
    Maybe a parallel universe where you're the only one that exists.
    Being an ass 95% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pathogenic View Post
    Maybe a parallel universe where you're the only one that exists.
    I am the only one that exist, you are all just a figment of my highly developed imagination and brain-waves.
    - Mind, blown. Check mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    I am the only one that exist, you are all just a figment of my highly developed imagination and brain-waves.
    - Mind, blown. Check mate.
    Well that takes the pressure off. If you really liked me, I would be doing better in life by your will.
    Being an ass 95% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pathogenic View Post
    Well that takes the pressure off. If you really liked me, I would be doing better in life by your will.
    I heard God has a twisted sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    I heard God has a twisted sense of humor.

    I heard your mom ate a bunch of fried chickens...

    So, you saying having a ''big D'' is invalid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post



    I heard your mom ate a bunch of fried chickens...

    So, you saying having a ''big D'' is invalid.
    I haven't seen my mom in three years now.

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    Good thing my mom doesn't eat Chicken.

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    Niggers eat fried chicken all the time and have big dicks.
    Peta, you dumb.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Niggers eat fried chicken all the time and have big dicks.
    Peta, you dumb.
    Maybe they are resistant to the chicken penis gene.

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