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    A Sexual Story

    Yesterday I was with my beautiful girlfriend. She asked me to go to a party with her and make sure that some douche didn't try to rape her (Some dude tried to rape her once). So at this party we were just sitting around drinking and smoking some shitty weed when my girlfriend started acting weird. I asked her what was up and she told me that the dude that tried to have sex with her was at the party. I told everything was gonna be fine and we walked outside.

    There is a church in front of the house that we were at so we went over there. On the backside of the church there was a little playground so we decided to go "play" on it. We went on the swing, there is only one swing, and started to swing. She stopped the swing and told me to remove my pants. Pants were on the ground within .034 seconds and hers were off even faster. We fucked on a swing at a church for an hour and a half.

    Now, where is the weirdest place you have gotten it in?

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    Inside your mom's vagina.


    Fuck you! Proof or GTFO .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    Yesterday I was with my beautiful girlfriend. She asked me to go to a party with her and make sure that some douche didn't try to rape her (Some dude tried to rape her once). So at this party we were just sitting around drinking and smoking some shitty weed when my girlfriend started acting weird. I asked her what was up and she told me that the dude that tried to have sex with her was at the party. I told everything was gonna be fine and we walked outside.

    There is a church in front of the house that we were at so we went over there. On the backside of the church there was a little playground so we decided to go "play" on it. We went on the swing, there is only one swing, and started to swing. She stopped the swing and told me to remove my pants. Pants were on the ground within .034 seconds and hers were off even faster. We fucked on a swing at a church for an hour and a half.

    Now, where is the weirdest place you have gotten it in?
    fuck off man. Im single atm. IM all normal and used a fucking bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post
    Inside your mom's vagina.


    Fuck you! Proof or GTFO .
    You greedy bastard.
    I don't need to prove nothing to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    You greedy bastard.
    I don't need to prove nothing to you!

    Don't worry son, I'll send you to a fucking military school for not showing proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post



    Don't worry son, I'll send you to a fucking military school for not showing proof.
    Dad, no!!! Here, I have proof!


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    The weirdest place for me was in the shower. Man Jill could sure give nice handjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Dad, no!!! Here, I have proof!


    Be right back, going to talk to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post



    Be right back, going to talk to her.
    To bad you need username

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    To bad you need username
    I has KIK, and her KIK username is katwinnnn:*


    HUE

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    This story fucking sucks, it's not sexual at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post


    I has KIK, and her KIK username is katwinnnn:*


    HUE
    Thats her display name if you have her original username. Which you will never get

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Thats her display name if you have her original username. Which you will never get

    You're grounded for life you S.O.B

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Thats her display name if you have her original username. Which you will never get
    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post



    You're grounded for life you S.O.B
    I can't believe so many people use Kik...what happen to sending just text messages without a text message program?
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