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    Legit question

    How the fuck do you make your dick not visible through jeans?
    Only way i've been able to get around is it to wear long ass shirts.



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    don't get a boner? if so you just gotta be proud of it.

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    Well during an erection I like to take a bathroom break and strap my dick in my belt and let it ride itself out. I don't wear skinny jeans, but If I did, Id let it show. Bitches love dat shyt, act like its nothing.

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    Sometimes it's just inevitable. Sometimes positioning it behind your zipper works. Other times wear your pants lower than you normally would. (Not sagging though. Fuck that shit.) Just play with a bit and see what works.

    Skinny jeans are a different story. As a avid skinny jean wearer I fight this battle constantly and lose the majority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    How the fuck do you make your dick not visible through jeans?
    Only way i've been able to get around is it to wear long ass shirts.
    LOL! Wouldn't you want your dick to show more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    Sometimes it's just inevitable. Sometimes positioning it behind your zipper works. Other times wear your pants lower than you normally would. (Not sagging though. Fuck that shit.) Just play with a bit and see what works.

    Skinny jeans are a different story. As a avid skinny jean wearer I fight this battle constantly and lose the majority.
    I tried Skinny Jeans once, but they felt as if an obese woman was crushing my legs from all angles, not to mention like shoving my cock into door.
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    how to don't get a boner....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I tried Skinny Jeans once, but they felt as if an obese woman was crushing my legs from all angles, not to mention like shoving my cock into door.
    My skinny jeans have slight baggage to them. Especially in the legs. I don't like to feel as if all the circulation is cut off to them lol.

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    Skinny Jeans are for females only. It's natural for a man to want circulation for his balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    How the fuck do you make your dick not visible through jeans?
    Only way i've been able to get around is it to wear long ass shirts.
    Stop using tight jeans gost. When you're out shopping buy more saggy jeans pls
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    Just be proud of your penis.
    I'd be walking around naked if it weren't for the fact that I'd get fined for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    don't get a boner? if so you just gotta be proud of it.
    It's not from a boner, if i get a boner, shirt wont help, at least if i'm sitting down
    And i don't wear skinny jeans, crushes my balls
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    Quit playing with yourself.

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