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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    I was half kidding, but a lot of people don't understand how much this actually irritates me. That is not a toy, that is a gun. It does not matter whether it's loaded with bullets, bbs, paintballs, or nothing at all. If it looks like a gun, it is, on principle, always lethal, always loaded. That philosophy is the only surefire way to avoid an accidental/negligent discharge that might end up taking off the top of your head.
    Exactly what I was taught, treat every gun as if it's loaded. It's a big pet peeve of mine as well when I see careless people with possession of firearms. It shines badly on responsible gun owners such as myself, and puts innocent people in danger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Exactly what I was taught, treat every gun as if it's loaded. It's a big pet peeve of mine as well when I see careless people with possession of firearms. It shines badly on responsible gun owners such as myself, and puts innocent people in danger.
    Dude I fucking hate, regardless if the gun is loaded are not, but inexperienced fucks who point that shit all over the place or at you. I had a fucking kid who pulled out the clip and started fucking with the gun and didn't realize there was 1 in the chamber. could of fucking killed someone...

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    Ahh i like that

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    That's 18+?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exotiic. View Post
    How is this 18+? Nude or GTFO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Yet you still find her "jizztastic".
    That's because she is wearing make up and shit
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    I've seen her before so many times on fb pages with the teemo cosplay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    She's very overrated as well. But I guess most 13 year olds fap to fake tits.
    Don't you remember boxxy...

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    holy crap actually pretty hot you know what time it is :0

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmokey View Post
    holy crap actually pretty hot you know what time it is :0
    What time would that be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embrace. View Post
    What time would that be?
    Fapping Time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    I was half kidding, but a lot of people don't understand how much this actually irritates me. That is not a toy, that is a gun. It does not matter whether it's loaded with bullets, bbs, paintballs, or nothing at all. If it looks like a gun, it is, on principle, always lethal, always loaded. That philosophy is the only surefire way to avoid an accidental/negligent discharge that might end up taking off the top of your head.
    What about a bubble gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Problems. View Post
    While the reaction may have been over the top, it's not the fact that the bitch brought a bubble gun to school that earned her the suspension, but the fact that she threatened to shoot another kid with it. I don't know the context in which she said it, seriously or as a joke, and under what circumstances, but schools are anal about this shit due to their zero-tolerance policy. So it's not a surprise.

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