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    Oh Shit

    My friend Wyatt just walked in on my fucking my girlfriend...
    I laughed so hard but my girlfriend freaked the fuck out and jerked off to the side while on my dick. Hurt so damn bad. Then she didn't want to do it anymore so I now have to masterbait.

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    And the first thing you thought to do was get on the internet and share your awkward story with your virtual brothers..
    You should of locked the goddamn door..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    And the first thing you thought to do was get on the internet and share your awkward story with your virtual brothers..
    You should of locked the goddamn door..
    I don't have a lock on my door, its broke.

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    Hope your dick snapped and you fucking had to go to ER.

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    I like to tweet about my life every so often too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    I like to tweet about my life every so often too.
    What did you do today baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


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    Your friend walked in on you jerking it? Nice.

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    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
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    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    Your friend walked in on you jerking it? Nice.
    No I think him and his friend were jerking eachother and his dad walked in. Not sure.





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    master bait.

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