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    I am A man who bottles jizz for a millionaire. Pics and proof inside!

    IamA man who bottles jizz for a millionaire. Pics and proof inside! AMA! : IAmA

    this is the most ridiculous thing
    HE PUTS IT ON HIS BREAKFAST TO PREVENT ALZHEIMERS
    this is the greatest thing to be on reddit
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    This is weird...
    How do you apply for that job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    This is weird...
    How do you apply for that job?
    WAT? ARE U SRS?
     
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    He's the hero MPGH deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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    I am the seer in the dark,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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