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    These White Legs

    I went on my boat today and pulled up my shorts so I could tan these white things I call legs.
    They burnt like a mother fucker and I can't wait till tomorrow when they start to brown.


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    How the hell didn't your lower legs burn?
    It's like the sun said "Fuck these parts of you in particular."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    How the hell didn't your lower legs burn?
    It's like the sun said "Fuck these parts of you in particular."
    I have no idea.
    But my back is "red" according to my friends, but its actually a nice brown color. I'm hoping my legs will do the same. Usually that's what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    I have no idea.
    But my back is "red" according to my friends, but its actually a nice brown color. I'm hoping my legs will do the same. Usually that's what happens.
    ​Shit looks like Neapolitan ice cream.
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    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Shit man, that's gonna hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rekreative View Post
    Doesn't that shit hurt if you touch it?
    No, it feels fine. Its just very red.

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