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    this lesson , is a lesson I'll use later. .

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    Wonderful instructions.
    Grats on 13k Mr. Lovecraft.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Nina Hartley taught me how to munch on @Fleurious 's snatch. Like the grandma I never had.
    Last edited by Doc; 09-15-2013 at 09:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    Cause you cant even get pussy

    OT: Congrats
    Nope, not even with my girlfriend sitting next to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


    Nope, not even with my girlfriend sitting next to me
    Play this bitch when she's next you. She'll get interested real fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Nina Hartley taught me how to munch on @Fleurious 's snatch. Like the grandma I never had.
    What.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleurious View Post


    What.
    You read me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Nina Hartley taught me how to munch on @Fleurious 's snatch. Like the grandma I never had.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fleurious View Post


    What.

    Here we go again. Don't worry, I'll have fun reading all your sexual stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post





    Here we go again. Don't worry, I'll have fun reading all your sexual stuff.
    Don't worry I'm not even the slightest bit horny, and won't be for quite some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Don't worry I'm not even the slightest bit horny, and won't be for quite some time.

    Awhhh, tough luck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brinley View Post



    Awhhh, tough luck...
    Mah bowells are all fucked up. I need to do a shit like every hour. Not good for getting in any kind of good mood. Not to mention I got really bad hay fever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Mah bowells are all fucked up. I need to do a shit like every hour. Not good for getting in any kind of good mood. Not to mention I got really bad hay fever.

    Hue
     

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