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    How do people find them entertaining?
    Football: A group of grown men run around chasing an oval object and risking injury to themselves and those around them
    Baseball: You swing at a small object capable of inflicting damage if someone is hit by it, running around squares and trying to not get hit.
    And so on. After 5 minutes, I have to watch something else or my eyes will start bleeding.
    The ends justify the means.

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    How is sex enjoyable?
    It's just repetitive pelvic thrusting!



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    I use to think the same thing. But I played Madden with my friends and it was quite fun to watch. But yes it is boring imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    How is sex enjoyable?
    It's just repetitive pelvic thrusting!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterFart View Post
    How do people find them entertaining?
    Football: A group of grown men run around chasing an oval object and risking injury to themselves and those around them
    Baseball: You swing at a small object capable of inflicting damage if someone is hit by it, running around squares and trying to not get hit.
    And so on. After 5 minutes, I have to watch something else or my eyes will start bleeding.
    How do you find Eminem entertaining? It's just a bunch of words that rhyme put over a generic beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    How do you find Eminem entertaining? It's just a bunch of words that rhyme put over a generic beat.
    That would be the same with all music, because at some point or the other it always repeats, unless you find that odd one that doesn't.
    The ends justify the means.

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    Football: beast athletes standing around a field for 2 hours and being active for 8 minutes
    Baseball... Getting hit by a baseball pitched or off the bat can hurt or kill you. IDK what you're smoking.
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    If you take everything like that, you will be bored of everything after 5 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterFart View Post
    That would be the same with all music, because at some point or the other it always repeats, unless you find that odd one that doesn't.
    ​The point being that your logic is shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
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    Hell yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    your logic is shit
    A lot of people enjoy telling me that
    The ends justify the means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterFart View Post
    A lot of people enjoy telling me that
    And I am one of them
    your logic is shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    And I am one of them
    your logic is shit
    Thank you kind sir, for clearing up any and all confusion regarding this matter.
    The ends justify the means.

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