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    "Farting"

    Is it normal to fart every 20 minutes? Or do I have a diarrhea ? .



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    you're just fucking weird m8

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    You have a rare disease known as * Fartiramade20minute *
    It's super rare that you're the only human on this planet who has it, good job

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    I fart everyday. Especially in bed, just a sign you need poop or it's going to make you poop soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post
    you're just fucking weird m8

    Thank you. Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    You have a rare disease known as * Fartiramade20minute *
    It's super rare that you're the only human on this planet who has it, good job

    Well shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pioneer` View Post
    I fart everyday. Especially in bed, just a sign you need poop or it's going to make you poop soon.
    Oh really? But I poop after I fart though...



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    ​If you had diarrhea there'd be shit in your trousers.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​If you had diarrhea there'd be shit in your trousers.

    But I wear diapers though...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple Expressso View Post



    But I wear diapers though...
    ​Still trousers.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Still trousers.

    So I went and checked my diaper, I farted after that.

    What happens next?



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    Wtf did you eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conjuring View Post
    Wtf did you eat?

    Well, I'm allergic to Beans... so we can eliminate that right away.

    But today, all I ate was some Indian food.


    P*S: I'm not INDIAN.



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    This thread is full of some weird shit yo

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    Just go to the toilet already lol
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    Why is it OK to talk about that shit.

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