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    Incoming Stroke

    Think I may have a stroke in about 20 minutes.
    I just got back from Texas Roadhouse didn't order anything, just ate the rolls. I had 15 of those damn things and the entire time our waitress thought I was going to throw up.



    Should I be having over 3K calories in one sitting?

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    That's nothing.
    I once ate about 450 grams of fat in Mozzarella Sticks in one sitting.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    That's nothing.
    I once ate about 450 grams of fat in Mozzarella Sticks in one sitting.
    We need to have a feast my friend.

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    Did the stroke occur yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faker' View Post
    Did the stroke occur yet?
    No I just took a mean dump and now I feel fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post


    No I just took a mean dump and now I feel fine.
    You're lucky that crap wasn't cheese.
    I literally had to pull shit out of my anus.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    Think I may have a stroke in about 20 minutes.
    I just got back from Texas Roadhouse didn't order anything, just ate the rolls. I had 15 of those damn things and the entire time our waitress thought I was going to throw up.



    Should I be having over 3K calories in one sitting?
    nothing to worry about my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    You're lucky that crap wasn't cheese.
    I literally had to pull shit out of my anus.
    You did or the doctor did?

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    OKay now this thread is getting into a weird conversation about anus's

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