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    It's worse than it sounds..

    I had one of these and let me tell you, it's worse than it sounds.
    I used to have a lot of acne, like the worst acne you've ever seen, so naturally I was no stranger to popping zits/scratching my face a lot. Disgusting, I know. Anyway, one day I have this furiously itching zit on the back of my shoulder that I just keep scratching and scratching. It's like chili in a wound or something, hurts like hell, but I just can't stop scratching it.
    Finally, it pops and I feel this satisfying, gooey, but solid mass pour out. It just keeps coming and coming, like when you blow your nose after having had a cold and you're like "how the hell did all of this fit in there?" when you can finally breathe again.
    Anyway, I pull that shit out, but before I throw it away I want to take a good look at the contents of my monster zit. I was not prepared. It looked like a miniature Jabba the hut, a slimey blob with a few hairs sticking out at weird places, a few teeth and a fucking eye in the middle. It even had a tiny little arm.
    I'm terrified, thinking I just gave birth to satan, so I grab the closest blunt object and raise it to pound this abomination into a pulp, but just when I'm about to bring down the pain, it looks at me with its one eye and then it covers its eye with its tiny hand, like it knows I'm about to kill it.
    Well, I felt a little sorry for it. It wasn't its fault it was a disgusting freak, and besides, I was technically its father. It'd be kind of a dick move to kill him when it'd just been born 30 seconds ago. So I picked it up, put him in a little box with a towel, all nice and comfy, fed him some cheerios and I told him he could stay if he helped pay the rent.
    It has been living there for like, 6 months now. It uses my shower every morning and turns up the heat when I'm at work, but hasn't paid rent once. It always eat my snacks too, but leaves some shitty crumbs in the packet just so that he won't have to throw it away. Worst roommate I've ever had, would not recommend.
    I'm not sure what gender it is, so I just call him Kim, so he won't get all self conscious about it.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    I had one of these and let me tell you, it's worse than it sounds.
    I used to have a lot of acne, like the worst acne you've ever seen, so naturally I was no stranger to popping zits/scratching my face a lot. Disgusting, I know. Anyway, one day I have this furiously itching zit on the back of my shoulder that I just keep scratching and scratching. It's like chili in a wound or something, hurts like hell, but I just can't stop scratching it.
    Finally, it pops and I feel this satisfying, gooey, but solid mass pour out. It just keeps coming and coming, like when you blow your nose after having had a cold and you're like "how the hell did all of this fit in there?" when you can finally breathe again.
    Anyway, I pull that shit out, but before I throw it away I want to take a good look at the contents of my monster zit. I was not prepared. It looked like a miniature Jabba the hut, a slimey blob with a few hairs sticking out at weird places, a few teeth and a fucking eye in the middle. It even had a tiny little arm.
    I'm terrified, thinking I just gave birth to satan, so I grab the closest blunt object and raise it to pound this abomination into a pulp, but just when I'm about to bring down the pain, it looks at me with its one eye and then it covers its eye with its tiny hand, like it knows I'm about to kill it.
    Well, I felt a little sorry for it. It wasn't its fault it was a disgusting freak, and besides, I was technically its father. It'd be kind of a dick move to kill him when it'd just been born 30 seconds ago. So I picked it up, put him in a little box with a towel, all nice and comfy, fed him some cheerios and I told him he could stay if he helped pay the rent.
    It has been living there for like, 6 months now. It uses my shower every morning and turns up the heat when I'm at work, but hasn't paid rent once. It always eat my snacks too, but leaves some shitty crumbs in the packet just so that he won't have to throw it away. Worst roommate I've ever had, would not recommend.
    I'm not sure what gender it is, so I just call him Kim, so he won't get all self conscious about it.
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    Proof of your disgusting zit/acne or GTFO.


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    Have to say i am kinda disgusted

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    ​Dat Reddit Copypasta.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
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    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Get fucking proactive you infested nasty ass kid.

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    ​Dat Reddit Copypasta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post


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    ​Only StoryTellerBob has pictures.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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