Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 37
  1. #1
    HalfBajan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    5,792
    Reputation
    961
    Thanks
    1,104

    Soo I sorta have a problem.. with my Johnson

    Uhhhh... so
    I don't know how to put this

    I was playing with my 'willy' and got stuck in a between a door and the wall (like when you trap your finger...?)
    Don't ask me how it got there or what I was doing....
    so like 5 minutes later (now) it's bleeding all over the floor and I don't want to wake anyone up
    it's 2:07am here and everyone in the house is asleep....
    what the fuck do I say? I'ts like split on the head and it stings like a mother fucker, I can't even put pants on.....
    So here I am, just sitting with my dick on it's period, on the verge of crying

    I'm not sure if I can post this here but here's a few pictures of the blood and the head of my dick:
    (ONLY CLICK ON THIS IF YOU CAN WITHSTAND GORE)

     


    Last edited by HalfBajan; 09-25-2013 at 11:11 AM.

    SOUNDCLOUD



  2. #2
    Aborted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Shitpost Defense
    Posts
    17,632
    Reputation
    3137
    Thanks
    6,447
    My Mood
    Twisted
    I don't know why I clicked for a picture of your dick.

    Gratz on 3k you cheeky cunt.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


  3. #3
    DarkLordXYZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Ima Hobo
    Posts
    8,273
    Reputation
    1605
    Thanks
    1,701
    My Mood
    Tired
    LOL I know you can't resist gore stuff
    OT: Gratz on 3K
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    I don't know why I clicked for a picture of your dick.

    Gratz on 3k you cheeky cunt.
    My skype: PM me for my skype.
    Make sure to check with me first on the website before adding me on skype

    Make sure to use an OMM for all your trades for a safer trade
    Need an OMM? Just want to talk? VM/PM

    ~vertice

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    I look like an emo bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by x00u View Post
    Your moms so fat her ESP Box is in another dimension.
    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post

    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

  4. #4
    DarkLordXYZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Ima Hobo
    Posts
    8,273
    Reputation
    1605
    Thanks
    1,701
    My Mood
    Tired
    You're MARCELINE?!!! DAMN!!! LOL You've changed alot! Comparing old posts and newer posts..
    My skype: PM me for my skype.
    Make sure to check with me first on the website before adding me on skype

    Make sure to use an OMM for all your trades for a safer trade
    Need an OMM? Just want to talk? VM/PM

    ~vertice

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    I look like an emo bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by x00u View Post
    Your moms so fat her ESP Box is in another dimension.
    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post

    Lol, man, I see why i cant get staff, cause people still hate me for no reason like you, Always rude to me.

  5. #5
    Ygritte's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    WildLands
    Posts
    2,572
    Reputation
    183
    Thanks
    1,473
    My Mood
    Twisted
    Gratz 3k .

  6. #6
    Lovroman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    9,429
    Reputation
    611
    Thanks
    10,438
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    Congratz!

  7. #7
    Doxmebro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    #PUSHPUSSY
    Posts
    87
    Reputation
    41
    Thanks
    4
    Congrats, you love men #PUSHPUSSY

  8. #8
    HeroicXPharaoh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    9,456
    Reputation
    1530
    Thanks
    1,910
    Why the fuck did I click " Spoiler "
    meh, congrats

  9. #9
    HalfBajan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    5,792
    Reputation
    961
    Thanks
    1,104
    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    I don't know why I clicked for a picture of your dick.

    Gratz on 3k you cheeky cunt.
    You have no idea how much I laughed at this hahaha


    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    LOL I know you can't resist gore stuff
    OT: Gratz on 3K


    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
    You're MARCELINE?!!! DAMN!!! LOL You've changed alot! Comparing old posts and newer posts..
    Yeah, MPGH has ruined the best of me LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLniggas

    Quote Originally Posted by Dashified View Post
    Gratz 3k .


    Quote Originally Posted by Lovroman View Post
    Congratz!


    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    Why the fuck did I click " Spoiler "
    meh, congrats
    Nigga chu gay

    SOUNDCLOUD



  10. #10
    TheUnknownThing's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Gender
    male
    Location
    C:\Users\Allah\Desktop\4Chan
    Posts
    36
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    1
    My Mood
    Innocent

    Thumbs down

    Congrats.. and i was reading this and was like .. but then i found out that you were a dirty troll... and i was like (Baby baby baby) you aint getting meh... SO YEAH... <---- this post was writing by in my bored heart (and brain)...And! i liked the songs... or the Tyga boi.. song.....Yeah.....:I..yeah....hmm...Yeah.. Bye...
    Last edited by TheUnknownThing; 09-25-2013 at 12:39 PM.

  11. #11
    FeelTheHeat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Go so hard.
    Posts
    920
    Reputation
    64
    Thanks
    348
    My Mood
    Breezy
    Gratz on that 3k.

  12. #12
    Snake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Dead-end
    Posts
    5,740
    Reputation
    840
    Thanks
    1,092
    gratz asshoewl
    now go for the 4k
    Need a custom image title? Check out my thread






  13. #13
    Assistive's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
    Posts
    6,336
    Reputation
    705
    Thanks
    1,459
    My Mood
    Amused
    Congrats you fegget

    "Dab is a Shitposting Retard" - Boombox 2016
     


  14. #14
    Bernard.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    24,514
    Reputation
    2110
    Thanks
    2,985
    My Mood
    Bored
    Congratz
    Rep. Power: 111

    Minion: 11/28/12-3/15/14

  15. #15
    Euphemistic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Gender
    male
    Location
    DreamVille
    Posts
    6,653
    Reputation
    1240
    Thanks
    1,310
    My Mood
    Twisted
    3,002 ?

    No congrats for you.

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. I have a problem with Halo CE
    By iXDE in forum General
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09-27-2009, 01:17 AM
  2. i have a problem with hacking please read
    By raufal in forum Battlefield Heroes Hacks
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 07-24-2009, 04:21 AM
  3. I have a problem with the ca eu patcher look
    By Oversoul112 in forum Combat Arms Europe Hacks
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 07-08-2009, 08:31 AM
  4. I have a problem with UAC
    By 13241324 in forum Combat Arms Hacks & Cheats
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 12-25-2008, 11:03 PM
  5. Have a problem with my Korean Warrock Acc
    By Kevin.B in forum WarRock Korea Hacks
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-09-2008, 03:26 PM