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    So a girl showed me this two days ago


    She also bite me (I still got the marks) and sat on my dick for like 2 hours :\
    I feel like I've been abused O_O I deffinitely don't complain but god damit she scared the jizz out of me



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    By sat on your dick, do you mean she rode you?


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple Syrup View Post
    By sat on your dick, do you mean she rode you?
    Nope. she just sat on my dick. Look at this video to get a better view of my perspective:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    Nope. she just sat on my dick. Look at this video to get a better view of my perspective:
    Fuck that.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    Nope. she just sat on my dick. Look at this video to get a better view of my perspective:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post
    and sat on my dick for like 2 hours :\
    And you didn't feel obligated as a man to whip out your twig and giggly berries and plant your seed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    She also bite me (I still got the marks) and sat on my dick for like 2 hours :\
    I feel like I've been abused O_O I deffinitely don't complain but god damit she scared the jizz out of me
    Is she hot?
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    Just stopped when he shoved the plum and finger up his ass.

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    I showed my friends that video, they just laughed at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    Nope. she just sat on my dick. Look at this video to get a better view of my perspective:
    Ok.. let me get this straight. You let a bitch sit on your lap for 2 hours and you didn't maybe think of ripping her pants off and cock smashing her?

    Son I am beyond disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    Nope. she just sat on my dick. Look at this video to get a better view of my perspective:
    So she was sitting on your lap butt here but was more on your dick area?

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    She wanted the D and you didnt give her that...disappointed

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