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    Have you ever...

    Have you ever had any awkward moments while taking a shit? here's mine.


    I was taking a shit, right? so I go to wipe my ass and discover my anal pubes are stuck together,making me unable to wipe my ass.
    I couldn't un-stuck them because there was shit all over them and it was really strongly stuck together, which is kinda retarded. It felt like a huge fucking ring was stuck up my ass.
    I decided to take a shower, which did the job anyway.


    Share your awkward moments with us!
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    Cool story bro.

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    Was having sex and I brought up that the girl fucks like her sister.

    >>mfw the girl is my hand
    >>mfw her sister is my other hand

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    Coming in this thread was my awkward moment.


     
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    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
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    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
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    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
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    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
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    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    Awkward moment when you read this while shitting...

    YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JYNX'D ME BITCH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post
    Awkward moment when you read this while shitting...

    YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JYNX'D ME BITCH.

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    So this is what General has become?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    So this is what General has become?
    I suppose so...


     
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    I NEED TO HELP PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TX UNBAN ME I don't deserve to be banned ever! I am damn near A perfect users do I look like "Dildotheking" to you guys??? I can see him being banned this long but not me!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    I am not very happy about this. Now I have to live with two infractions for the rest of my LIFE!! Over a little spamming. That's like me going to jail for 934563498 years for jaywalking. Now I have to hang and chat with the other low lives with infractions!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    Hello, I would like to request Admin for A day. I have been in leader positions in certain things such as Roblox So I would hope you guys let me one day get od or Admin for A day
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    Do not deal with this DEMON!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cornerpath View Post
    THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL!!! TRIED TO SCAM ME!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    So this is what General has become?
    Where else am I meant to post this? D:

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    Nice thread OP, nice thread.

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    ​OP is a mighty faggot.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    No... But I have stripped naked dipped myself in marinara sauce and pretended to be a meatball I mean everyone does that right?.... RIGHT?

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    Oh how much I love creeping people out.

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