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    SleepTracker Elite

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    So, has anyone ever tried these, I would but I can't quite afford wasting my money on frivolous things that I'm not certain that they work.
    I could sure use a new way of waking up, I rarely ever feel fresh or rested when I wake up, although that might have something to do with the fact that I'm always sleeping in what I recall being referred as "Twilight State" - Which means that I'm awake and asleep at the same time, more or less.

    But that isn't quite fitting as I need all the energy I can get when I am currently studying to becoming a chef (Yes, I'm going to cook people).
    Not to mention, I rarely feel like I want to get out of bed when I'm already in it, I also never really want to go to bed, call it a sleeping dysfunction.

    I always snooze like 10 times and it almost always causes me to be late or miss my bus or whatever I might need to do, ultimately making my existence nastier.

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    Have you tried this product, is it good, is it worth the money - I'd like a "review" of it.
    Read several already but I'd say that more can't hurt.

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    Seems pretty official and like it would work.

    i mean dr. phil featured it.

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    Why'd you need this crap.
    Obv made in china

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evocate View Post
    Seems pretty official and like it would work.

    i mean dr. phil featured it.
    I don't think I trust that Phil dude.
    In my head it works, but without signing it off, my wallet wont agree.

    Quote Originally Posted by Denelf View Post
    Why'd you need this crap.
    Obv made in china
    If it didn't come off enough in the text, I sleep poorly and I hate waking up since I always wake up during the wrong sleeping cycle.
    Causing me to wake up un-rested and feeling about as tired as when I go to bed, making me have to "jog" myself to even wake up at all - It's not that nice waking up feeling like shit, looking like shit and then feeling cold, sick and deadly tired every day.

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    How about you just actually do what the human body is meant to physically do, Run, jump, climb, and swim. Then you'll be tired as shit that night.

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    ​That's because you're probably waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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    It's dumb imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post
    How about you just actually do what the human body is meant to physically do, Run, jump, climb, and swim. Then you'll be tired as shit that night.
    ... I'm already tired, that's not the problem.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​That's because you're probably waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle.
    That was my guess too, this clock is supposedly sensing your pulse or the like, waking you up when you're in the lightest of the cycles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    ... I'm already tired, that's not the problem..
    D: I Feel bad now.

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    Looks dumb. Wouldnt recommend it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dashified View Post
    Looks dumb.
    Best critique I have seen. ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clastic View Post

    Best critique I have seen. ever.
    I know right.
    ​Infallible logic.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I know right.
    ​Infallible logic.
    I'd say lack of oxygen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    I'm going to cook people
    A comma or two would help

    Anywho, I've never had the experience of using one of these, and only just figured out about it

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wassabi? View Post
    A comma or two would help

    Anywho, I've never had the experience of using one of these, and only just figured out about it
    She literally means she is going to cook PEOPLE.

    There was a big thread about it a long time ago.


     
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