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    Offically swear in

    Well on the 7th of October I officially swear in to the United States Army

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    Have fun with that

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    The army is for retards. Have fun being somewhere where your government has to pay off groups of individuals for your own protection to do whatever it is your going to do. Unless you take up another position in the army, whichever it may be they are all ultimately blind obedience of authority.

    Have fun lapdoggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post
    The army is for retards. Have fun being somewhere where your government has to pay off groups of individuals for your own protection to do whatever it is your going to do. Unless you take up another position in the army, whichever it may be they are all ultimately blind obedience of authority.

    Have fun lapdoggy.
    Yeah, still takes more balls to dedicate your life to something like this than anything you'll ever accomplish. Literally nothing you ever do will take as much balls. Nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Yeah, still takes more balls to dedicate your life to something like this than anything you'll ever accomplish. Literally nothing you ever do will take as much balls. Nothing.
    Dedicate your life to? So one must, dedicate their entire childhood to growing up to be apart of the Government's control? You are literally saying it takes balls to do that? Sure, this is a case of immature kids play, It takes balls or is it just fucking stupid? Well let's see.

    Governments, Repeat history.

    Governments, Kill people.

    Governments, Make Money.

    Governments, Control people.

    Governments, Make Rules.

    Governments, etc...


    You think it takes balls to do something like following a guide line to your own fate, Pass school even if by the bare minimum, and being physically fit. I mean sureeeeeeeee, it takes a LOT of balls to go snipe a couple of people thousands of feet away, and to go do A and place B then go to C do D then head over to E where you gtfo.

    People who are willing to sacrifice the life their parents gave life to is a disgrace to them selfs and their families. To blindly obey the authority of this Government is the same as to condone it, and each and every one of those mother fuckers are at fault and are to blame even if they were ignorant.

    It takes more struggle to be who you are and do what you are capable of doing than it is to do what is expected of you and blindly following orders from a 'superior'.

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    We kill people, who kill people, because killing people is wrong. GL being your Sergeants slave for next few years. Useless, government doesn't care about people, they need army and people to stand out. I am shocked China hasn't destroyed us yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post
    The army is for retards. Have fun being somewhere where your government has to pay off groups of individuals for your own protection to do whatever it is your going to do. Unless you take up another position in the army, whichever it may be they are all ultimately blind obedience of authority.

    Have fun lapdoggy.
    This is why you deserve a CS tag.

    @OP good luck bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post


    Dedicate your life to? So one must, dedicate their entire childhood to growing up to be apart of the Government's control? You are literally saying it takes balls to do that? Sure, this is a case of immature kids play, It takes balls or is it just fucking stupid? Well let's see.

    Governments, Repeat history.

    Governments, Kill people.

    Governments, Make Money.

    Governments, Control people.

    Governments, Make Rules.

    Governments, etc...


    You think it takes balls to do something like following a guide line to your own fate, Pass school even if by the bare minimum, and being physically fit. I mean sureeeeeeeee, it takes a LOT of balls to go snipe a couple of people thousands of feet away, and to go do A and place B then go to C do D then head over to E where you gtfo.

    People who are willing to sacrifice the life their parents gave life to is a disgrace to them selfs and their families. To blindly obey the authority of this Government is the same as to condone it, and each and every one of those mother fuckers are at fault and are to blame even if they were ignorant.

    It takes more struggle to be who you are and do what you are capable of doing than it is to do what is expected of you and blindly following orders from a 'superior'.
    Wow, that's an awful long excuse for a pussy, or you sure you want me to read all that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post

    TL;DR I'm a fucking fedora wearing pussy and I'm just making excuses up for not having any balls to do something valuable with my pathetic life
    Cool story bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post


    Wow, that's an awful long excuse for a pussy, or you sure you want me to read all that?
    I'd fight someone over an issue involving me. But i'm not going to kill tens of hundreds of people in obedience to the authority of someone else.

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