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    Surgery (Twitter Thread)

    Last night had surgery on my foot, due to having ingrown toenails.

    Toenail got so bad on my big toe that it literally cut off the sides of my toe basically.

    Yesterday went to my foot doctor, got my whole nail removed by laser. Got two alcohol shots, and a shit ton of anti-bacterial shit slathered onto my toe.

    So much pain, I can't even describe it. I'd take pics and show you guys, but currently my foot is wrapped up and I can't take this shit off.

    (Yes, I expect all of you to care, and give fucks. Obviously.)

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    Should have cut ur toe by yourself

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    I like to see stuff like that , send em over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    SHOULDA TOOK PICS BEFORE AND AFTER
    I can describe it to you.

    My foot's nail was all white, and rotten.

    The side's of my toe on the sides of my nail were basically cut off.

    My skin has grown past most of my cuticle from it swelling up, and you could literally squeeze my toe and it'd start oozing puss.

    My toe itself was purple/red.

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    Ouch man, I remember my cousin getting surgery in his foot for the same problem.. That shit's nastyyyyyyy. Get better soon.

     







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    Why didn't you cut your nails before they started becoming ingrown?!

     
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    Happened to me before, fucking hurts like a bitch and they were spraying cold stuff on it while cutting the nail in half.

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    I'd love to see it. Anyway, feel better soon!

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