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    My first anal.

    So i was trying this new dude,He was looking so good and you can see his huge pines throw his pants and i am like oommmmmmmgggggggg i want him so hard inside me.
    Then i saw him at a party we had and i asked him if he likes boys and he told me that he didn't,And he told me he had a girlfriend here with him.
    So when they go upper floor to fuck i kidnap his girlfriend and got in to the room with him,It was dark he didn't see me or hear me so then you know he fucked my ass really hard and stuff.
    After he came in my ass i whispered to his hear i am not your girlfriend and then i ran out of the room naked to my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Monster View Post
    So i was trying this new dude,He was looking so good and you can see his huge pines throw his pants and i am like oommmmmmmgggggggg i want him so hard inside me.
    Then i saw him at a party we had and i asked him if he likes boys and he told me that he didn't,And he told me he had a girlfriend here with him.
    So when they go upper floor to fuck i kidnap his girlfriend and got in to the room with him,It was dark he didn't see me or hear me so then you know he fucked my ass really hard and stuff.
    After he came in my ass i whispered to his hear i am not your girlfriend, I'm your boyfriend and then i ran out of the room naked to my house.
    BEST.NIGHT.EVER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLordXYZ View Post
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    I am the seer in the dark,
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