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    Racist joke thursday

    OK come up with a racist joke here. Doesn't need to be black.... it can be asian, arab...


    What do you say when you see a TV floating at middle of the night?
    Drop it nigga

    What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
    The canoe tips.

    Why do Jews have such big noses?
    Because air is free!

    What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera?
    Japanese.

    Mohamed and Mouloud are in a car, who's driving?
    The police.

    How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?*
    It is not there.

    What do black men do after sex?
    15 years to life.

    THESE ARE ALL FOR JOKES.
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    That's racist.
    Racism is a crime..

    and crime is for black people.

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    What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

    Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths

    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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    I've heard every single one of your jokes in your OP probably more than the amount of hair you have on your body.





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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

    Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths

    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
    LOL I've heard your top three

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    What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.

    What's brown and ugly? You.

    Who was the best jewish cook? Hitler.

    Why did hitler kill himself? The jews sent him a gas bill.




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    Here are some more
    Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
    Under his work boots.


    How do you swat 200 flies at one time
    Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.


    Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
    From the mace

    How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
    When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

    Whats long and hard on a nigger?
    First grade.

    What do rednecks and KFC have in common?
    They do chicken right.

    How do you kill 100 mexicans?
    you blow up their van

    How do you know when a redneck has her period?
    She's only wearing one sock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 Jr View Post
    What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.

    What's brown and ugly? You.

    Who was the best jewish cook? Hitler.

    Why did hitler kill himself? The jews sent him a gas bill.
    What's the one good thing Hitler did during WW2?
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    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    What's the one good thing Hitler did during WW2?
    Sigh, what.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

    Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths

    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
    Really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    What's the one good thing Hitler did during WW2?
    Cooked some meth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 Jr View Post
    Sigh, what.
    He killed Hitler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    He killed Hitler.
    I don't even, sigh.




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