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    I just had a gastroscopy

    Yeah so a gastroscopy is where doctors put a tube down your throat with a camera on the end to see what's going on down there and to see what's causing my Indigestion.

    They put you on this bed and then inject you with morphine... Which was Fucking awesome
    It made my brain tingle and then just like that I fell asleep..

    It takes 10-15 minutes for them to do the operation thingy.
    I woke up and it felt like nothing had even been done.
    then they moved me to another room and I fell back asleep, confused as fuck.. I was there for about 3 hours but it felt like 30 minutes - 1 hour.

    So yeah... Today I had morphine....

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    ​Morhpine worked wonders when I had to have my leg re-set.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Ew no, I hopefully won't have to go through that since I do not enjoy that operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Morhpine worked wonders when I had to have my leg re-set.
    It was so awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
    Ew no, I hopefully won't have to go through that since I do not enjoy that operation.
    It was fine, you don't feel anything except from the needle, the only bad thing was after it was done there was a guy crying and screaming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBajan View Post


    It was so awesome
    Apparently I woke up during the middle of the operation and said "I'm happy bro", then passed out again.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I had this as well once, but they also had to put something up my ass

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    Thank god for morphine, going through that without it would be hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Apparently I woke up during the middle of the operation and said "I'm happy bro", then passed out again.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post
    I had this as well once, but they also had to put something up my ass
    LOL, yeah there were people there getting that done too hahahahah

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    morphine is a life saver, had a seizure and hit my head recently. Not good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evocate View Post
    morphine is a life saver, had a seizure and hit my head recently. Not good.
    Damn, I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to have seizure

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    sounds kinda nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBajan View Post

    Damn, I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to have seizure
    No idea, i can't remember that morning besides briefly speaking to the paramedic in the ambulance .

    I had a ton of bruises though, including biting through my tongue.

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    Morphine is awesome, I get high as HELL on that shit.

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