Just because there's nothing else going on, something that came to mind, every time someone tries to describe strengths and durability of weed or it's sub branches - it all just turns into a very hard to understand semi-visual hand gesture or just saying it's strong, easy or even "mellow".

Why is there no available alternative to how it accelerates, duration, climax and falloff?

So, just because I'm bored I'll just do a crude one here to make my point.
This is what I'm smoking now, basically.