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    The Joke Thread

    Yes again . 18+ prefix so any jokes can be submitted .


    A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years
    He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
    He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
    “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

    I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

    She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
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    What's funny about it Tunderat sheep ?

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    Best joke, ever.

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    2nd best joke.

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    Wasn't that funny but what ever.


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    Faggots .

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    i think everyone has heard this one anyone got some new jokes?

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    I knew this already :P Still funny what jail does to you ( If you know what I mean )

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