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    Upon his awakening, Evad felt a tiny rumble in his stomach. It was breakfast time in Evad's home and he could not wait to dine on his favorite morning meal. Cake. Evad had a love for cake that not even the finest pastry maker could understand. Evad talked about cake day after day and would never get tired of it. He always ate cake, but it was different in the morning. With the 7 hours he had spent not eating cake, Evad was eager to feast. Evad rolled down to his kitchen and opened his icebox to fulfill his hunger, but what he saw was heartbreaking. Evad was out of cake and had no way to get more in time for breakfast. Evad quickly did what he knows best, ban everyone that opposed him on HGPM! He used his angry cake empty powers to changes names and set bans on everyone on the site. The only way to stop Evad was to wait the day out so he could enjoy his cake feast on the following morning.

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    ​The subtlety slowly diminished as the story went on.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    The end .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    The end .
    If only that were true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    The end .
    The end has just begun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Complixity View Post


    The end has just begun.
    I fear for my life.

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    " Evad " has unleashed his mass anger on all of us
    Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXCocks View Post
    " Evad " has unleashed his mass anger on all of us
    yeah cuz you begged for it like a lil bitch.



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