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    Almost Had a Heart Attack

    My PS3 controller starting being retarded. I was acting as if the up and down buttons on the D-Pad were stuck and I couldn't do anything. I decided to use my amateur skills and open it up to clean it. In the process I broke my rapid fire mod and lost some screws. But I did manage to clean it.

    The inside was filled with cat fur. How the hell does cat fur get inside a controller?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post
    How the hell does cat fur get inside a controller?
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    Maybe because of the sticks. They move and if u push it in u can throw stuff into ur controller.
    Hard to explain =/
    but here Between these sticks, If u push it in there is a little space between the controller thingy and the stick.

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    Little spaces in the controller, cat fur got into it, and I don't think that's worthy of a heart attack, you can just buy another controller
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    Franklin put it in there.
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    Well, the cat's fur is tiny it can go throw the joy sticks as xCyberxx mentioned ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    Little spaces in the controller, cat fur got into it, and I don't think that's worthy of a heart attack, you can just buy another controller
    Another controller is about $70

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    cat fur on your fingers.. push down on the analogs. etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    Little spaces in the controller, cat fur got into it, and I don't think that's worthy of a heart attack, you can just buy another controller
    Its my only controller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post
    In the process I broke my rapid fire mod
    Because PS3 isn't easy enough already ?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post

    Because PS3 isn't easy enough already ?
    Why tap the button when I can just hold it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trevor Phillips View Post


    Why tap the button when I can just hold it?
    Get yourself a trigger finger.

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    You were gonna have a heart attack cause of a controller.Damn,I thought this was serious.


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