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    Quite possibly the greatest greentext ever


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Can't even read it
    Really? The text is quite clear on my screen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faker' View Post
    There's been better.
    >my nametage for the evening?
    >Penis

    That fucking got me

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    When I read bacon pubes, that made me lol.

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    >All Hallow's Eve of Cock

    That was the only thing that made me laugh, I've seen a few better ones but I liked this.

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    ​A beautiful story.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Can't even read it
    Really? Really?





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    Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
    Can't even read it
    Ctrl+ ​.








    .
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    It was alright, but I've read much better narratives.

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    4chan sucks, don't bring it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknownartist0 View Post
    4chan sucks, don't bring it here.
    ​Why does it matter where it originated from?
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​Why does it matter where it originated from?
    Because nobody is anonymous, everybody has their own bias. 4chan is a sad community full of 15 and 16 year old kids who are afraid of the real world and or are rich and it doesn't make a fuck what they do with their life.

    4chan has spawned the most crude a ignorant pieces of internet history. IT even branched a hacking community based around a shitty movie made by the same shitty people who made the matrix. 4chan does more and more shit to piss me off every year. The only thing 4chan is good for is spiderman threads.

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