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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post


    I don't want authorities involved though.
    Blame it on "bullying". You'll get out of it completely, and he'll be the one who was arrested. Act like it was emotional damage from the bullying that caused you to become violent.

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    Set up camera's and shit. Get him suspended. Then if he does it again shove him into a toilet and swirly him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woods View Post


    I mean I would smack him, but I don't know if I'd be justified in doing so.
    No one is going to care if you smack him around a little, just don't brain him.

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    Sounds like you need to knock a motherfucker out.

    It's not a fucking game...

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    Police corruption is everywhere. If you give a little deal to the local precinct they'll let it slide as you knock his brains out.

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    Kick him in the balls then call 911, fall on the ground and act like he hit you first.
    make sure there aren't any witnesses tho
    and BOOM, you kicked him in the balls AND he got arrested, great job.
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    Plant Cocaine in his room then dob him in.
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    When no one is looking. I FUCKING MEAN NO ONE!!!!. Gut Check the fuck out of him (Punch in gut-don't leave a bruise). You have to be 100% sure he stole it. Don't let him keep getting away with this. Treat school like a prison.

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    Just tell him to give it back, if he doesn't. Shiv him.

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    Beat the shit out of him. Tell the authorities you were "provoked"

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    Take his bag, go to the bathroom. Shit in it.

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