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    The Cold Hard Truth



    God dammit Onion, this isn't satire, it's the truth.

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    Calm down Satan.

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    It's not a fucking game...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    Calm down Satan.
    ​I'll take this up with him.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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