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    UpDate on my Un-Loyal Bitch

    So as some of you may know, I caught my ex-girlfirend cheating on me a few months ago.

    Thread: https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...ml#post8765550

    So here's an update.

    After everything went down, I kept going about my normal schedule. About 2 weeks later, she broke in and tried to steal a bunch of shit, including my fucking computer. I got off of work early and caught her in the act. She ran to the kitchen and got a knife and tried to stab with with it, lets just say she "fell" and was knocked the fuck out. . I called the sheriff and she went to jail. In court she was found guilty of attempted murder and she will be locked up for quite a while. Meanwhile I was out and about looking for a suitable new girlfriend. There was this only girl that really caught my eye, she was so gorgeous and fun to be around. Last week I asked her on a date and we went ice skating, I hit it off pretty damn good. We had a ton of fun, afterwards we went out to the (i don't know what it is called) big mountain south of Phoenix where you can see almost all of Phoenix and the west valley (south mountain i think its called?) Anyways, that was pretty "romantic" and then I drove her home in my car (Saab 9-3 Viggen) (she loves how fast it is) and we parted ways.

    She is just so pretty, I can't stop thinking of her. I think she is the "one". Cheers to a long and prosperous relationship




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    1. Find a girl (or guy if you are girl or gay boy) that is fun and pretty
    2. Ask around to see if she is already dating is a virgin, etc (KEEP IT ANONYMOUS)
    3. Ask a friend to ask her is she likes you
    4. If she does ask her out on a date (BE CLEAN & TIDY and please dont smell like shit, girls dont usually like Axe btw)
    5. Take her on an unusual date ( Hiking, camping, ice skating, go karts,etc) things that arent a normal date, like the movies
    6. Be romantic, be confident, relax, ask her how her day has been , etc
    7. Post on MPGH

    Lol, well Good luck to everyone else!

    Feel free to comment more tips for the "unlucky" ones
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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Lol, theres a reason I don't post pics or names on here. I know how fucked up the "darknet" is and what is posted on there. I don't need anything like that to happen to anybody.
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    Should've raped her on the spot while she feel.

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    Lol gartz on the new girlfriend and not getting stabbed to death
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romney View Post
    Lol, theres a reason I don't post pics or names on here. I know how fucked up the "darknet" is and what is posted on there. I don't need anything like that to happen to anybody.
    Block the face and edit out the names. There's a reason the only picture of myself on MPGH is a picture of my earrings.

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    That advice is somewhat okay. Wouldn't recommend though, entirely at the least.

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    Those tips though. They're somewhat good and bad.

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    You straight up should've destroyed her LOL

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    The "tips" made my night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romney View Post
    lets just say she "fell" and was knocked the fuck out
    Fucking LOL
    Anyways glad to hear you're doing better without that crazy mofo

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    Hey congrats man,go get some fresh pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Predator View Post
    Flengo is a pimp. I suggest you take his suggestions
    He gets all of his ideas from me.

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