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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post
    Gettin pussy feels way better.
    ​But you can't sleep on top of a bitch.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
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    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    This is amazing! Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​But you can't sleep on top of a bitch.
    Says who ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​But you can't sleep on top of a bitch.
    Oh yes you can.
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